Brands: How to ruin your brand in one paragraph…

Brand and LiesLet’s ruin a brand!

Your company spends a great deal of money on developing its brand.  When I received an email at 9:57 AM from a representative of a company that ruins the company’s brand I act!

In one single paragraph, in the first sentence  the salesperson destroyed any chance of a relationship and the company’s brand.  if I did not like the vendor and if I have not previously communicated with the CEO, I would be naming the company.  I would also never use them and would tell you that their behavior is unethical, and if one took that behavior to the logical extreme, how could you trust them with your information.

Salespeople DO NOT DO THIS (ruin brands)!!!

Here is the first sentence of the e-mail, following “Hi Wayne,”

“I called earlier today about scheduling a brief web demonstration on [product]. “

So let us look at the events.  As previously noted, the e-mail was received at 9:57.  I was in my office since 7 AM that day.  My phone never rang.  I received no voice mails.

What is “earlier”?  9AM, 8AM, 7AM?  This e-mail went out at almost 10AM.  Therefore, our salesperson has time referential issues.  He (and it was a “he”) also has issues with the truth.

Why would I want to work with an individual who starts off a conversation is a bold face lie?  I mean, if it were imaginative and you were trying to win a date with me, well maybe – but it really would have to be creative!  But then again, I have been married for almost 30 years, so dating has not happened in a while.

Nonetheless, what school of sales suggests that you make bold face lies?  Exaggerations, of your product, its usefulness, its productivity quotient, maybe, but something so grandiose and easily fact-checked – I guess the guy thinks he’s POTUS?!

What I did, that you should do!

So, I sent the email to the CEO of the company with the following pre-script:

“This type of email degrades your brand.

This buffoon never called.  So, in his first sentence of his pitch he lies.

Shame on you for not managing your people and brand.”

Simple yet direct.  And the CEO responded:

“I appreciate you sending this to me. You’re right.

I’m looking into this today and changes will be made.

Thanks again for taking the time to provide this feedback. You could’ve easily just deleted and ignored this. “

He (the CEO) is correct; I could have deleted the email and never used his company.  I could be bad-mouthing his company, but instead I want him to learn of misdeeds, correct them, and make a better company.

Why?  Do I think I will get any favors?  No, I think I will get a better vendor, and that is money and time well spent.

Lessons Learned

Sales people:  Don’t Lie!!!!!

CEO’s:  Monitor what your Sales People are doing – they can kill your brand!

Potential Customers – Don’t stand for this type of salesmanship!!!!!  Demand honestly from vendors (current and potential).

Key Performance Indicators (KPI’s)

Key Performance Indicators (KPI)Key Performance Indicators (KPI’s) can be of extreme usefulness to management as well as rank and file.  In fact, almost any item can be turned into a metric and measured.  But when are too many KPI’s detrimental?  Additionally, can there be wrong Key Performance Indicators or unfair Key Performance Indicators or metrics whose goal can’t be met?

KPI’s can run the gamut

One could literally have thousands of Key Performance Indicators.  Think about a company that sells items.  Every SKU is its own metric.  Each product group or type.  A metric on customer, customer type, customer location, salesperson, receivables and payables and the list can go on and on.  Let’s not forget the plethora of financial key ratio’s, which are themselves KPI’s.  Then of course we have metrics related to production, employees, vendors, budgets, taxes, revenue streams and an on-going joke on the long-running TV series M*A*S*H, toliet paper. Continue reading »

Six Ways to Curb the Costs of a Data Breach

Data BreachThere was a recent article in by the title as this article.  In the article, the author Rotem Iram uses the hypothesis about a data breach that “You can’t lose a customer’s or an employee’s data if you don’t have it.”  Essentially this article says ” A good offense will be your best defense.”

Data Breach

Therefore, you are a victim of a data breach.  As I have written previously, it is not an “if,” it is a “when” scenario.  How can you minimize the costs involved from both complying with federal, state and local laws and minimize regulator, if any, fines.

Mr. Iram’s contention, not to keep any data, specifically, data that will cost you money.

For example, if you do not keep customer’s addresses, you can be required to mail via the US Postal Service a letter telling them they’ve been hacked.

However, before he even proposed that ditty, he said destroy those records.  His example on the surface makes sense; but if he were a CFO and not the CEO of a company that provides Cyber-Insurance he would know you just can’t do that willy nilly.

His example, “In 2015, the health insurer Anthem and its affiliates served 69 million customers, yet when they were breached that year, they exposed 78 million records.  The extra nine million records most likely come from former customers.”

Now granted you can archive off-line old addresses.  You can even destroy records that meet the statutory maximum age.  However, he glossed over that point.

Not everything was off the cuff

He did make some very valid points.

  1. Make sure you log files capture the right data to prove that “even if they were attacked, no records were improperly accessed.”
  2. If you take credit-cards, make sure to only use chip readers. “MasterCard reported a 54% reduction in counterfeit card fraud costs at retailers who have switched to chip cards.”
  3. While he didn’t say this, I will suggest that you don’t keep records of the credit card transactions. Use a 3rd party merchant that is PCI compliant and just sends you the pertinent data for finalizing your order as being paid.  As Mr. Iram said, if you don’t have the data, you can be held responsible.
  4. If you get breached, get experienced people to work the breach, your response and the on-going public relations nightmare.
  5. Lastly, which really should have been the first thing mentioned in this article; implement state of the art counter-cyber intrusion systems. They may not stop a breach but they do show that you have done everything possible which could minimize any fines or court awards when you lose the law suit(s) that will be filed.

Marketing: Obvious false statements just doesn’t help!

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I just received this email… and it made me chuckle….


From: Eric Johnson <>

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Good morning Wayne!

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Social Media Mistakes can be Costly

Social Media LiesPeople just don’t get it.

This is a story of a Social Media Lie.  And if you are reading this blog entry, there mistake has cost them.  I’m sure you will have a negative impression of those companies involved in this blunder.

I received an email on Thursday, 7/6 from a guy named Ryan at

The first four words of the email was a lie: “I tried calling you”. I mean really, you didn’t think I’d check my voice mails? And if you called and didn’t leave a message, you didn’t call.

The company that was being pitched was Boxxeo. Hmmm, two different companies. So who actually sent the email, HelimumSocial or the CEO of Boxxeo who signed the email?

I tried calling the number listed for the CEO and got some guy who wasn’t the CEO of Boxxeo. This gentleman didn’t quite get the point that you can’t get business or start a new relationship with a lie.

Social Media Consequence

Moral – don’t do business with or

You’re in the C-Suite; what would you do now that the event has happened? What advice would you give both companies and how do you save your reputation?

Maybe they should have used SBA * Consulting, as we can provide outsourced Marketing advice…